Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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