I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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