Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.

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(516): View more from New York

I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30

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(937): View more from Ohio

I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.

(419): View more from Ohio

....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.

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