i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.