Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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