I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
