She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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