Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
they need to just BURY HIM!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Randomize