Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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