Cold hands, warm shart.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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