In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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