My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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