You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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