Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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