Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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