Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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