Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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