Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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