so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
i out mim tonsoeep
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