so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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