We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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