he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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