when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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