A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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