I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I am one with the molecules
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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