She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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