So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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