Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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