Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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