I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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