Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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