Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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