whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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