Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
As shirtless as possible
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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