Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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