Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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