I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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