I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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