We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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