I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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