He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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