Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i believe in u and ur pee
God I need to hump something, right now.
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