yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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