she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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