He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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