I never want to see another naked old woman again.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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