the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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