i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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