all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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