I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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