Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
is wine microwaveable?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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