Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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