does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Rumble strips road head = magical
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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