is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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